Thursday, August 16, 2012

Man Injured in Romantic Incident

Los Angeles, CA

Willy Harmed (52) was taken to the hospital at 5 a.m. after sustaining a severe injury during a near deadly romantic incident.  Willy's girlfriend, Randi Horney (56), rushed him to the hospital with excruciating muscle spasms and swelling.  Neither Willy nor Randi have disclosed the exact nature of the incident, but both agree that it was worth it.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Fear of Heights Determined to be Rational After All

Kombu and Hijiki say that getting
up is "much easier" than getting down.
University of California, San Francisco

After months of scientific investigation, psychiatrists at UCSF Medical Center have determined that acrophobia, heretofore defined as an irrational or pathological fear of heights, is, in fact, perfectly rational.  As a result, acrophobia will be removed from a long list of diagnosable anxiety disorders and those who suffer from it will no longer be subjected to the terrible, debilitating stigma that the acrophobic label once carried.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Buddhists At Risk for Repetitive Strain Injury

Chicago, IL

The American Medical Association warns that certain religious practices, particularly common among Buddhists, may be dangerous to your health.  After seeing a drastic increase in Repetitive Strain Injuries (RSI) since the 1980's, one medical researcher believes he has identified the most likely risk factor.