Thursday, August 16, 2012

Man Injured in Romantic Incident

Los Angeles, CA

Willy Harmed (52) was taken to the hospital at 5 a.m. after sustaining a severe injury during a near deadly romantic incident.  Willy's girlfriend, Randi Horney (56), rushed him to the hospital with excruciating muscle spasms and swelling.  Neither Willy nor Randi have disclosed the exact nature of the incident, but both agree that it was worth it.

"Poor little Willy," lamented Horney.  "He's just not as supple as he used to be."

According to hospital staff, Harmed's is being treated with painkillers while awaiting an "experimental transplant" of a "classified" nature.

Written by Diana Shapiro
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