5 Sexiest Men of 2020

 

The Rotting Onion has chosen our 5 sexiest men of 2020!  This year's bad boys are a distinguished group of celebs that will knock your socks off!

  

#1 Let's start with Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, who enchants the ladies and gents with his coy smile and bedroom eyes.  Bad news!  Thomas is already spoken for.

#2 Mitch McConnell, Kentucky Senator and Senate Majority Leader

In addition to being rich, successful and powerful, Mitch McConnell is a demon on the dance floor!  He is well known for his twerking, arguably the best bun shaker in the GOP. 

#3 Let's not forget Former Vice President Dick Cheney, who charms ladies and gents alike with his bad boy facial expressions!  Sorry to disappoint, folks!  Cheney is a happily married man.

#4 Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani, currently the attorney to President Donald Trump.  Giuliani is a snappy dresser and a smooth talker.  I'd bet you'd like to invite Rudy into your hotel room for a good time!

#5 Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of North Korea.  One look into his hypnotic eyes, and you're smitten.  He wants your complete devotion and adulation, and you want to give it to him.  He dazzles you with his virility.  His sultry uniform only makes you wish you could remove it slowly, button by button.  Don't let his stiff appearance fool you.  This Supreme Leader does not disappoint, if you know what I mean.

Written by Diana Shapiro

Photo of Clarence Thomas courtesy of biography.com

Photo of Mitch McConnell courtesy of extranewsfeed.com

Photo of Dick Cheney courtesy of marketwatch.com

Photo of Rudy Giuliani courtesy of Vanity Fair

Photo of Kim Jong-un courtesy of theitem.com