December 10, 2015
In an uncharacteristic move that surprised many of his followers, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has called for a ban that would prohibit white males from entering the U.S.
Friday, December 11, 2015
Trump Calls for a Ban on White Male Immigrants
December 10, 2015
In an uncharacteristic move that surprised many of his followers, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has called for a ban that would prohibit white males from entering the U.S.
Sunday, October 18, 2015
Tender Moments with Donald Trump: A Rotting Onion Exclusive Interview
October 17, 2015
New York, NY
Donald Trump, Republican presidential frontrunner, showed the Rotting Onion his sensitive side in an exclusive interview in his penthouse apartment in New York City. He opened up, for the first time, about his painful childhood and adolescence, and his grueling, virtually intolerable, life of fame and fortune.
R.O. Mr. Trump, tell me something about yourself that most people don't know.
Trump: Oh well, there are so many things...For instance, I like to take perfumed bubble baths.
Saturday, December 13, 2014
Revenge Shopping Undermines Chrismas Fun
December 13, 2014
Emeryville, CA
For most of us, Christmas is a happy occasion to be spent with family and friends, a chance to show our love and appreciation for the people close to us, and a time of open-hearted giving.
For some unhappy couples, however, Christmas exacerbates marital tensions, and gift giving becomes a battleground to outdo one another with insults and cheap shots. Stores such as Target have begun to cater to what they call "revenge shoppers," consisting primarily of disgruntled, embittered husbands and wives.
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| Revenge Shoppers Ivana Kilya and Hugh Zickenmee |
Emeryville, CA
For most of us, Christmas is a happy occasion to be spent with family and friends, a chance to show our love and appreciation for the people close to us, and a time of open-hearted giving.
For some unhappy couples, however, Christmas exacerbates marital tensions, and gift giving becomes a battleground to outdo one another with insults and cheap shots. Stores such as Target have begun to cater to what they call "revenge shoppers," consisting primarily of disgruntled, embittered husbands and wives.
Massage Therapist Fired for Stressful Tableside Conversation
December 13, 2014
Alameda, CA
Ameena Badmood, certified massage therapist with over ten years of experience, was fired from Knotty Body Spa in downtown Alameda yesterday. In spite of her obvious talent as a body worker, Badmood's tableside conversation was frequently negative, leaving her clients hopeless and despondent at the end of their sessions.
Alameda, CA
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| Massage therapist Ameena Badmood fired for tableside manner |
Ameena Badmood, certified massage therapist with over ten years of experience, was fired from Knotty Body Spa in downtown Alameda yesterday. In spite of her obvious talent as a body worker, Badmood's tableside conversation was frequently negative, leaving her clients hopeless and despondent at the end of their sessions.
Tuesday, September 9, 2014
Koalas Found in Bay Area Parks!
Oakland, CA
Eucalyptus, while not native to the area, is a long-term California resident, having been introduced in the mid 1800's, There is some controversy over the Australian transplant. Opponents explain that eucalyptus provides neither lumber nor fuel and is both a major fire hazard and an invasive species. Supporters argue that all that may be true, but it looks pretty and smells nice.
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| Chunky Waking up From Nap, Anthony Chabot Regional Park, Oakland, CA |
Eucalyptus, while not native to the area, is a long-term California resident, having been introduced in the mid 1800's, There is some controversy over the Australian transplant. Opponents explain that eucalyptus provides neither lumber nor fuel and is both a major fire hazard and an invasive species. Supporters argue that all that may be true, but it looks pretty and smells nice.
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Underage Shoplifter Admits to "No-No"
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| Caught with hot banana |
Lily Garibaldo (2) has earned the dubious honor of being the youngest shoplifter ever to be arrested at Trader Bill's Grocery Store in El Cerrito, CA. Lily entered Trader Bill's with her father at approximately 12 p.m. yesterday. At about 12:10 p.m., surveillance cameras caught Lily brazenly taking a banana off the shelf, peeling it, and eating it.
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